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Embarrassing Moments: I’m robbing you

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Another usual hang out night down in Wangsa Maju. The only difference is that I’ve done something so awesomely stupid to embarrass myself.

I was walking up the hill slope towards BRJ. I saw this red satria passed by me and the guy inside looks like my friend. Without a doubt, I confirmed because of the thick frame glasses that is so prominent. He had 3 other friends in the car with him and he took the parking spot 2 spaces from me. I decided to greet him.

As I was walking towards his car. I suddenly thought of this cheeky idea that I’ll just give him a surprise. I walk up to his car door without him realizing. He popped open his door and stood out. At this very moment I shouted “DA KEEEP!!!” (DA KEEEP = Robbing you)

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“Ei??? Sorry, got the wrong person!!!”
SWWWOOOOSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!
I turned back and disappeared in front of him in an instance.

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Who is trying to have a better sex life?

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I was walking in the malls today and I passed by a bookstore. It’s one of my favourite spots to hang out. You can learn so much just about anything. And of course not to mention the fair or gentle ones you meet up in the bookstore. A top choice to look for your soul mate. (TIP 1 : Start from your favourite category of books)

Anyway, what I want to share today is about the topic. “Who is trying?” What I meant here is : who is trying to turn who on? It can also be put as : who is trying to satisfy who?

If you’re still uncertain, I want to be specific that the topic is base on sex. Interesting topic, ain’t it? I browse through a lot of category of mags. And through all the car mags, tech mags, men and women mags. I can’t help but notice how they emphasize all the sex topics on the front magazine cover of men and women mags. This leads me to wonder, are men and women facing the same problem? And the topics they are trying to solve are always encouraging a better sex life. Are human so incapable of enjoying something that enjoyable?

If most of the time men magazines are trying to satisfy women in every possible way. That means guys are bad in bed. But that isn’t true. Women magazines stated clearer on how to turn them on and give them a good time. With all these tipping off who is good? Or should I say who is bad?

I gave it a clearer thought and my conclusion is. We are simply sleeping with the wrong people! It’s so hard to satisfy each other because this sex thing is so personal. And to get that perfect connection is just simply hard. Fixing this problem requires both parties to be truthful and open to each other. They must be able to request or give in to the needs of each other. Compromising is the key.

“Satisfaction requires compromising”

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Signs that your job is quitting on you!

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Disconnected?
You realize that everyone is keeping information from you. No one gives a damn on whatever you’re doing and they practically leave you hanging in the meeting room. Big sign and it’s usually a goner if you’re facing with this situation. Unless they are all planning on a surprise party on you! Which I think the chances are less likely!
Freeman on the run?
Ahh… it’s lunch time and you’ve not done a single thing since you’ve gotten to the office? You think boss is being nice to you? Think again! They are just making sure that without your help the company would run perfectly.
New position?
If it ain’t going upwards then you’re being sack discreetly! The only way to use a ladder is going upwards… so if you’re going sideways or downwards. You’re as good as gone!
Times have changed, have you?
You realize that your company isn’t doing well. Yet you’re not in the movements of upbringing the company to a better scale? See the uselessness in yourself towards the company? Leave before they even get to fire you man!
The word “unproductive” has risen on you?
Change is the best word I can give you! Quit is another word if you’re planning on seeing that word! Companies would always like to give a grace period to mistakes that are done. They believe humans are not perfect and it’s ok to give chances. So do not take them lightly and consult for improvements!
Company wants to reconstruct?
Good news for the company because they are seeking for improvements. But ain’t sound good for the employees. Changing the company profile or organization means extra employees are shown their own way out. Double your workload and show that the company has got no reason to leave you behind the new company!

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Learn the art of silence!

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We humans have known to express feelings. We wanted to gain attention so much we rarely notice the people around us.

I was watching 3-Iron last night and I found out that silence can be so beautiful! Silence can actually sing. A musical score so wonderful you can hardly believe your own ears! Ask yourself, have you notice more than just details and expressions coming out of the face of the person that you’re talking to? Somethings cannot be tell. No words can express better than feeling what their heart is feeling. And I found out that being still and watch and try to listen to what their heart is trying to express can actually achieve a different click, a different connection between two persons.

So take sometime and open up your ears instead of your mouth. Hear the person deep down inside. They might be crying so hard that you never notice before!

“Silence is virtue.”

ps : Amazing, astonishing, astounding, awesome, awful, eye-opening, fabulous, miraculous, portentous, prodigious, staggering, stunning, stupendous, sublime, surprising, wonderful, wondrous and oh… the words to describe 3-Iron is just endless! A must watch if you ask me.

[Source: 3 Iron]

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Mega Giant Snail

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It’s just any other ordinary night wondering around the Kuala Lumpur streets. I was talking on the phone with my beloved but something caught my eyes beneath the tree leafs by the side of the road.

It’s a snail… ahh… it looks big. I thought it’s just a decoration of the building. But it’s impossible. I walked up towards it and bent down to take a good look at it. The snail’s antenna moved! It’s seriously oversize!

If you can’t get the drift I’m having here please check it out for yourself. I’ve got pictures of it at my photo album.

Seriously, I’ve been living in Sarawak for my entire life and I’ve not seen anything that huge before and it surprises me to find such a monster in the middle of the KL streets!

Sorry bout the blurry picture. Taken by some dinosaur phone.

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Had a great time!

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It’s nice to know that some of you out there actually bothers to read about my life. Thank you.

This great time I’m referring to what happen on Friday. There are more than 10 of us who decided to have this small gathering at Sebastian’s house. After a wonderful meal which includes a variety of seafood and many more tasty foods at Jalan Alor we went to the nearest 7-11 to pile up a lot of snacks, a few drinks, some sweets and a couple of ice-creams for the great time later.

We all sat in a circle and started munching on the stuffs we’ve bought. Sounds boring eh? Suggestions were quickly made. Not long after we find ourselves playing Poker cards. We took quite a long time deciding how to punish the person who loses. But what game are we playing? At that point, we all have no idea yet. We are just thinking how to punish someone! Evil right? After lots of negotiation and arguments which includes drinking liquor, eating, getting slap, making artworks on face we all finally decided to roll the Star’s newspaper and whack on the butt!

Now the fun starts rolling. We agree on a simple game where whoever gets the smallest card out of the deck gets the whacking! With love, I grab the deck of cards and started giving each and everyone a piece. Hah! It wasn’t me who got it of course. The fun thing here is that we’re all in shorts and beneath that pair of shorts is just a pair of undies or panties. (We’re all in comfortable mode and ready to sleep actually) One by one, 9 of us took turns to whack our first victims butt. I didn’t hold back one bit. Bam! I landed a good smack. The others would give grace from time to time but not me! I gave each and everyone, guy or girl the same power, the same loud smack! Soon there after, I was aimed! One thing I would like to stress here. Up till now I wasn’t whacked one bit yet. So they all said that they would not end the game until I get the smacking! Pressure build up and I was tense as I walk up everytime to smack the butt with all eyes looking at me. Still I gave the same treatment round after round. It went on for more than 30 rounds and I spurted that I would like to quit but they just wouldn’t. Even though they are getting the whack again and again, game after game. They would all just do it because they want my butt!

Alas, my luck has gone. I got the smallest card out of the 10. My heart beats as I arch my butt upwards for them to whack. Each of them gave their best shot! 9 loud strong smacks landed on my butt. I was so relief that it’s over and best of all… they were all even more relief than I am!

We all settle down after all those commotion and we chatted till the morning comes. Breakfast was suggested and we all went out for a bite before we all went back to the house and find the land of nod.

“Cherish every moment in your life for you live only once.”

PS : My butt hurts. It was blue-black!

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What I think about dating an older woman.

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Not every guy gets a chance to date someone older than them. Heck most are very much against the idea of dating someone older than them. You, my friend are missing out.

Dating someone older than you also means they are much more mature. They are usually in control of their own lives. Doing whatever they please. These are the ladies that will not claim that they need to be back by 12 midnight before their chariot turns back into a pumpkin. They have an opinion, unlike girls below 20s. I would also add in that there are much more reasonable. At least that’s what I think at my age now.

And being older… they are more caring. I should say this might be traits of being a mom but it’s all good. It seriously comforts you when times are rough. Who wouldn’t like a strong women right? Strong also means that, having her own career, financially independent, groovy apartment with a walk-in wardrobe and huge social network! Guys… I know most of the time you might feel inferior with all these things but think about it. Isn’t it great to have such a fabulous woman? It can be a drive for you to work harder to succeed in life too!

Another note, being mature also brings sexier times in bed.

When there are pros in this situation, it also brings some cons.

Having that age gap in play, certain topics could make you seem like a kid. Growing up in a slight different era also means that you can’t really share the same sentiments. On the bright side, you’ll get to learn more from each other.

Things might be smooth between the both of you. But when friends and family comes into the limelight, things might sometimes get nasty. It’s no biggie, just something you need to learn and adapt instead of trying to change it.

The age gap also affects future topics about having kids. Keep it low for the first few months. If you’re serious about the relationship. Go ahead and bring up the b-word. Having a baby isn’t a game. It does show maturity in you but it carries more than just responsibility.

All and all, if you get to be Ashton Kutcher and have your hands on Demi Moore. By all means, marry her!

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You’re in love?

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Have you ever came across a person, opposite sex that is. A person who failed to make a big impact on the first sight, nor did he or she attracted you in anyway you could possibly think of. But… time showed the true colours. The true colours of the person. Suddenly the person started to glow with a special aura. A simple and innocent attractiveness that you thought wasn’t there before.

I’m not talking about that sudden stylish cool hunky look neither is that sudden sexy long red dress with a low slit where you can almost see her nipples. I’m talking about a person who has got a personality that shines. It shines so bright that it simply catches you easily and captivates you. Gradually, you’re awe by the sight of the person without you even knowing it. Your heart beats so fast that it starts to melt. Your brain is like a railway with millions of trains passing by. In short, you’re in love?

Seriously, I have no say to this. I’m confused myself too. But not giving a perception of my point of view, then there’s no point for this entry. Before I could really say something about it. You have to be clear of what love is.

What is love? For me… love… I consider it a highly dangerous substance. It makes people do stupid things and creates disaster in our hearts. Although most of the time it is wonderful and love may appear to save the world every now and then. As bad as it seems, we human still want to search for it. And I know of some people that could never live without love. Is it addictive? Is it that amazing? When does it hit and when does it bounce off? It comes like a tsunami, so high you’re drowned by it and leaves like a hurricane, so fast you never know what hit you.

I believe as far as personal traits might go. Love is always forgiving. Love is always caring. Love is always accepting. Love is always missing. Love is always giving. Love is always first.

If you think there’s a person in your life that is worth that much values. You’re in love.

“Love is part of growing up.”

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Perception on Louis Vuitton

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My my… Louis Vuitton? Who is that? For those of you who do not know what actually Louis Vuitton is about please visit www.louisvuitton.com

For those of you who is familiar with it. Read on!

When I was younger I have to admit I wasn’t much of a trendy person, all I could care for are cars, planes and robots. What brought me to start observing fashion trends is mostly because design & creativity is a big part of my in-born nature. I learn about top of the line designer clothes like Gucci, Prada, Fendi, Emporio Armani, LV… yes LV! (Louis Vuitton)

Gosh I was telling myself. What boring designs does this LV has got to offer besides showing off their initials and a few circles and stars all over and over the same piece of leather? Same color 365 days a year with so few variations. Yes, in a way I have to admit that maybe I wasn’t able to afford these items that makes me despise them. But you cannot conclude it that way because I seriously like Gucci or Georgia Armani stuffs. So to me, LV is just undramatic, unexciting, uninspiring, unrewarding, unsatisfying, unspectacular. BAM! I was wrong. LV is like Porsche. Look at the 911 models dated way back in the 80’s till present day. The same old shit with different smell? Not quite. It’s the power of originality, unique, character! Their design has won hearts over and over again through generations that have pass and generations to come.

Today, I’m telling a different story about LV. It has win my heart. The power of the initials used again and again yet I find it so profoundly special. Is it because of the consistency of the pricing of this product? Is it because of the quality given by them? Is it because of the advertisements by Jennifer Lopez? I seriously have no idea which part of it has hit me.

I went to LV shop down in KL the other day. No, I didn’t buy anything for myself yet. It amazes me how each item actually shine in their own color despite the weirdness it carries. Shoes, ties, pens, wallets, handbags, purses, luggage, watches, straps… the dull LV initials has show it’s serious curves that indeed are beautiful!

ps : LV has paid me zilch cent upon this great article

[Source: Louis Vuitton]

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Desperate Housewives

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This is one kick-ass TV series! And yes, it’s on the number 1 spot in the US. I believe that the title of the series might lead you all to think that this is some kinky TV-series… but no. It’s not!

I have to say they are such genius to came up with such a plot not only targeted at housewives but for everyone and all ages too! It has got suspense, scandals, romance, family issues, crime, mysteries… oh… how great Thou art!

No, they did not pay me to say good things about them and spread the word. Which I think they should!

Anyway, there’s something I must not leave out here. The cast! Eva Longoria aka. Gabrielle Solis. She’s such a babe! A super hot chick with fine skin tone you just couldn’t resist not to touch. Luscious body figure that sends pulses of electric to your every nerve enough to make you go bonkers just by looking at her! Not to left out too. Teri Hatcher aka. Susan Mayer. The ABC series of Superman Lois Lane. She’s back in action and she certainly doesn’t fail to catch your breath as she appears in each scene.
Of course, for the ladies. There are always James Denton aka. Mike Delfino who won the sexiest man ever lived in People magazine. Jesse Metcalfe aka. John who is a dream for every girl out there.

So find ways to catch this awesome TV-series!

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