I have an adorable neighbor who lives on the next street back in Miri. Our chat topic seems to have always revolve around relationship stuff.
Recently, our chat goes like this.
DAMN RIGHT!
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Girls are stupid. Guys are good at lying.
They always say that girls are better liars. I do agree to a certain point but let’s leave that argument for another post.
The situation here is about stories you’ve heard about your girl friends. You damn well know that whoever your girl friend is dating is a bad apple. You’ve warned her numerous times about his flowery, flirtatious, cheating words. But what does your girl friend do? She is just stupid. She chose to believe whatever this guy promises her. Not once, not twice but till the day her heart crushes into millions of pieces till she can’t go in that relationship anymore.
I can’t blame the girl, really. Guys are just too good at lying and girls are just stupid enough to believe. This equation is the root of all miserable relationships you’ve been trying to save your girl friends from.
Girls believe in hope. The hope that guys gave. Just that the ‘hope’ we are referring to here are lies.
There’s no genius way to snap her out of this stupidity state. Often times you just have to let them fall, fall so hard that they wake up from their stupidity and make sure you’re there to lift them up when needed.
“Guys are just too good at lying and girls are just stupid enough to believe.”
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Old couples in love gives me hope.
I don’t know about you but old couples in love brightens my day and gives me this warm fuzzy feeling inside. It shows me that true love exist and I shall make it happen in my life too!
Dreaming of Roast Pork
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This must be the yummiest dream I’ve had in a long time.
The setting of the scene starts in a coffee shop. Coffee shop didn’t look familiar nor was it extraordinary. There were 2 other girl friends with me. It’s funny why the 2 girls appeared in my dream because we do know each other but we never hang out together.
We were just conversing happily till something stole our attention. A big piece of reddish brown 8″x8″ roast pork served onto our table. The vivid colors that I’ll never forget.
Of course, without hesitation I took the knife and fork to cut it down to serving size. I could feel the texture so strongly through my fingertips holding the knife and fork. The sound of the crunchy skin cracks at the sight of my knife. The strength I used to tear each piece apart and showing the beautiful layered skin, fat and meat.
With all my senses intact in my dream. One was missing. Smell. I couldn’t smell anything at all. After slicing them down to serving size. We all took a piece and put it in our mouth.
I regret to inform you that the dream has been interrupted by the alarm right at the very moment I want to stick the piece of juicy roast pork into my mouth.
And ever since the dream I’ve been wanting to have my fair share of roast pork. It took me exactly 6 attempts later to finally satisfy my craving. It’s so absurd that in that 6 times I was trying to eat roast pork, it’s either sold out or not ready yet. Pffft!
[picture is taken at Roast & Toast, a place I would totally recommend for you to have your roast pork fix!]
Evil: Women 1, Men 0
Before you label me as being sexist, do hear me out first.
Men are simple beings. They are direct, they don’t give clues or hints. They will tell you the story as it is.
On the flip side…
Women are complex beings. Their heart is as deep as the ocean. Their mind is as vast as the universe. They will tell you a story with multiple endings for you to guess.
So what brings me to the title is because of some dysfunctional family stories I’ve studied. Couples who get into nasty arguments can lead a men who is being all muscles to make a despicable move by hitting the lady. Often times the muscles don’t hold back and it leads to disgusting bruises and scars. You see, that’s men.
Women, when it comes to muscles, will definitely lose out in a straight on battle of punches. So women turn to their heart & mind to gather the force. They release psychological warfare towards the measly men. Women will tired men down mentally, for days, weeks, months, years…
Hence, my title.
Steve Jobs, the quotes.
“If I were running Apple, I would milk the Macintosh for all it’s worth — and get busy on the next great thing. The PC wars are over. Done. Microsoft won a long time ago.”
—Fortune, 1996
“The products suck! There’s no sex in them anymore!”
—BusinessWeek, 1997
“Nobody has tried to swallow us since I’ve been here. I think they are afraid how we would taste.”
—Shareholder meeting, 1998
“And boy, have we patented it!”
—Macworld, 2007 (iPhone introduction)
“Do you want to spend the rest of your life selling sugared water or do you want a chance to change the world?”
—As said to John Sculley, Odyssey: Pepsi to Apple
Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me … Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful… that’s what matters to me.
—The Wall Street Journal, 1993
My Little Pony + Top Gear = My Little Top Gear
Brilliant editing of Top Gear + My Little Pony.
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Audrey Hepburn, love at first sight.
Ever since I first saw her in the movie Breakfast at Tiffany’s 1961, I knew that I’ve met the most beautiful woman that has ever walked on God’s Green Earth.
Every time I put on her movie, I’m always filled with the same anticipation like I was watching the movie for the very first time. Her accent, her style, her smile never fails to capture my heart. Dear God, what would I give just to meet another Audrey Hepburn type?
If you want me to explain what is this thing that I feel for her, I really can’t. My biggest regret is not being able to meet her in person while she was still alive.
Top 3 movie recommendations.
1. My Fair Lady 1964
2. Breakfast at Tiffany’s 1961
3. How to Steal a Million 1966 (trailer below)
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What happens when you have idea?
Often in life… this is what happens when you have an idea.
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Don’t watch it! Your Highness 2011
Yeah a few big names and an Oscar winner Natalie Portman isn’t gonna save this show.
It’s not entertaining nor it is funny at all. Poor scripting and cheap make-believe props makes my eyes bleed.
As you can see from the trailer below, clearly they have slot in all the best convincing bits of the show to convince you to watch it. I can’t help but to compare it with Robin Hood: Men in Tights 1993. Most probably it’s because of the chastity belt bit. But at least that show gave me a good laugh.
So, avoid this at all cost.
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