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The things my girl friends left in my car.

I have a wonderful backseat where I could find countless things girls left in my car.

Lipstick, eye liner, mascara, scarf, phone, slippers, high heels and the oddest of them all would be a corset.

So why the hell is there a corset to begin with? Now don’t get the wrong idea that I’ve had many kinky things happening in my backseat. I was as puzzled as you are when I first hold it in my hand. There was a million thoughts going through my mind and I just couldn’t link it to anything I’ve done or not done to end up with a corset in my backseat.

I stood there ponder for a bit and remembered one of my African girl friend who looked absolutely stunning in a corset. I bet it was hers. She must’ve took off her corset secretly without me knowing cause it would be so hazardous for me to drive and knowing someone is taking off her corset behind me. She doze off after hence she forgotten all about it when she left the car until I found it.

Oh what did I miss, I should be more sensitive and check out my rear view mirror more often!


Girls are stupid. Guys are good at lying.

They always say that girls are better liars. I do agree to a certain point but let’s leave that argument for another post.

The situation here is about stories you’ve heard about your girl friends. You damn well know that whoever your girl friend is dating is a bad apple. You’ve warned her numerous times about his flowery, flirtatious, cheating words. But what does your girl friend do? She is just stupid. She chose to believe whatever this guy promises her. Not once, not twice but till the day her heart crushes into millions of pieces till she can’t go in that relationship anymore.

I can’t blame the girl, really. Guys are just too good at lying and girls are just stupid enough to believe. This equation is the root of all miserable relationships you’ve been trying to save your girl friends from.

Girls believe in hope. The hope that guys gave. Just that the ‘hope’ we are referring to here are lies.

There’s no genius way to snap her out of this stupidity state. Often times you just have to let them fall, fall so hard that they wake up from their stupidity and make sure you’re there to lift them up when needed.

“Guys are just too good at lying and girls are just stupid enough to believe.”